Most Hilarious Restaurant Jokes | 50+

Introduction to restaurant jokes

Restaurant jokes and puns evolve around restaurant owners, bills and menus. Many jokes and puns are told about restaurants, and if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one restaurant joke, you shouldn’t visit any restaurant at all.   

Despite our diversity in terms of different continents, countries, races, tribes, we can all agree that food is one major factor that brings us all together. Restaurants that serve various food from different parts of the world are the top favorite restaurant, and more restaurant jokes are created as people enjoy their favorite meals.

As people enjoy their delicious food in various restaurants worldwide, more delicious and friendly restaurant jokes, puns, and riddles are safe and clean for everyone’s health.

Here are some restaurant jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

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One- linear restaurant jokes relating to Menu may take a question-and-answer form or a punchline setup.

Waitress: Do you have any questions about the Menu?

Me: what font is this?

When I went out for a curry last week, I saw that the Menu had about 20 different types of curry on it, so I asked for a clean one.

Making a flatbread appetizer order from an Indian restaurant will be a waste of time because It will be a naan starter.

For a restaurant called Karma, there will be no Menu; customers only get what they deserve.

 The IRS always investigates seafood because it is suspected to be a shell company with fishy business.

What food does the monster like to order in restaurants? French frights.

How do you make a milkshake? Please give it a good shake.

What did the invisible man order at the restaurant? Evaporated milk.

What bird joins you forever meal? A swallow

What did the big plate say to the small plate? Lunch on me.

Asked a waiter in a local restaurant how they prepared chicken, and he said, “We just tell them straight they gonna die.”

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away his seat.

Where does a tired, angry person go out to eat? The rest-and-rant.

What do skeletons like to order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

When I order food, I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

At our local pizza restaurant, you can eat dirty cheap – though who wants to eat dirty?

A new restaurant opened on the moon, but critics say the food is delicious, with no atmosphere.

I went to a pancake restaurant and asked if my dinner would belong. “No, sir, round,” came the reply.

What kind of cake do you get from a cafeteria?  A stomach-ache.

What would be the favorite frogs’ dish in a restaurant? French flies.

What kind of vegetables would you like with your dinner tonight? Beets me.

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Restaurant jokes relating to bills

There is a new restaurant in town called “The Pelican,” the only thing customers don’t appreciate is the big bill.

Two friends after enjoying a delicious meal in a restaurant. The first ones say, “Now, let’s not foolishly argue who’s paying the bill” The second one says, “I agree because I am broke anyway.

A waiter walks to a table with the bill in his hand and tells a Russian man, “I have added eighteen percent to your bill because it’s more than fifteen percent.”

I like eating Chinese food. The only thing I don’t like ordering from the Menu is the bill.

Restaurant jokes relating to restaurant owners

Why do restaurant owners wear slip-on- shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

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General restaurant jokes;

There was a terrible fight in the seafood restaurant. Three fish got battered.

What does the polar bear eat for lunch? Ice berg-ers.

What do you call a fancy restaurant that specializes in pork?   Swine dining.

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wing off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off.

You called a local restaurant the other day and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said, “Yes,” so I said, “what is 56789 minus 236?”

After a good friends’ funeral, my friends and I ducked into a Chinese restaurant for a pick-me-up. The feel-good session ended when we all read a fortune cookie: ‘You will soon be reunited with your good friend.

My partner and I are walking out of a restaurant, and he says, “We should have dinner again.” I said, “Not me, I’m stuffed.”

If you are waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and the other two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

I asked a waiter in a restaurant to take away my soap because it had a fly, but he walked away and said, “Don’t worry, sir, the frog will surface in a moment.

Tom took his date to an expensive restaurant, picked up the Menu, and ordered food for both of them, saying, “we will have Giuseppe spomadalucci.” The waiter responded. “That is the manager.”

I called a restaurant and asked for a table of two. Chap said I had the wrong number, so I asked for a table of four instead.

I got a nice German charismas cake, but I can’t find it now. It’s stollen.

A local piazza place has made the country’s biggest pizza base. I’d love to see someone top that.

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Some Restaurant jokes are in the form of a conversation between waiter and customers:

Here are some hilarious conversations

 As I sat in a very fancy restaurant, a waiter approached me and said;

Waiter: Do you want to hear about today’s special?

Me: Yes.

Waiter: Today is special.

Me: Alright, I understand it’s special to me too it’s my birthday.

Yesterday, I walked into a restaurant.

Me: Hi, is my table ready?

Waiter: No, not yet, sir. Do you mind waiting?

Me: No, that’s okay.

Waiter: Great, take these salads to table six then.

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Other Restaurant jokes are in the form of short funny stories; here are some

Two men sat down in a restaurant; a waitress came to their table and took their drink order. When she returns a few minutes later with their beverages, she finds them both eating sandwiches out of paper bags. “Hey,” she says, “you are not allowed to eat your own food here,” so they trade sandwiches.

I took my son for dinner in a restaurant the other day immediately food was put on the table, he started eating, I asked him to stop and at least say a word of prayer as we do in the house, he looked at me and said, that’s in our house, but here the chef knows how to cook.”

As I took my breakfast in a local restaurant, I noticed some staff were carried away in a heated discussion about how long to leave the bag in a cup of tea. One waiter said it had been brewing for ages.

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Conclusion on restaurant jokes

We all agree that Restaurants jokes are hilarious. Share them with your friends and family and laugh out loud. For more categories of jokes follow modern lifestyle.

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